Wh-- Fuck.
[This would be his communicator ZAPPING HIM to wake up up.]SHUT UP ALREADEH, I'M GETTIN' TA IT. Fuckin' ... zappything. Urgh. YES I'M JES' WAKING UP, SCREW YOU.
Fine. What does da public wanna know? Yeah, Boss died, move on. He's back. You do dat again, though, and I'mma kill you.
[POINTS ANGRILY, SRS FAIS.] Kill you dead. An' you won't come back.
Camo, heard you cried. I'm callin' you Cammoe from now on.
[Mockily;] You so cuuuuuute.
Hey ... Phones, you alive? Haven't seen ya skulkin' around lately. Dey send you back?
Da fuckin' fruitcake, too.Mamimeter, you bes' be stayin' outta trouble.
[Tilts his head back blankly for a minute:] Augh hell, I need ta get my chip out. [Rubs the back of his neck and--
suddenly realizes he's beanieless.]Da hell? Where'd it ...
[PANICKED SEARCHING.] Where's...?! CAMMOE, F'YOU TOOK IT, I'MMA-- ARGH.
[Anyone wanna tell him it's sitting on the window seal right behind him?]
{OOC; I'm having serious issues with him since I came back. Sorry for the lack of updates; I'm trying to get back into him. Clearly Riku is a more dominant muse. For this little idea, though, you can totally blame
mortuary and
tosshi.}